COCKATAWANAN
OLD BROODCOCK Contributed by KELLY EVERLY A farmer goes out one day
and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new
rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart,
time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come
on, surely you cannot handle all of these chickens. Look what it
has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over
in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You
are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says,
"I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse.
Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance
old man. So, just to be fair I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch
of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is
already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun
and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly
shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought
this month." Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD
FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill
----------------------------------------------------------  1 & ¼ Inside the Araneta Coliseum during a World
Slasher Derby, just after a MIKE : Hey, did you see that last fight of
Eddie Araneta? ANSWER : Shit, son-of-a-Bates!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- |
